Wednesday, November 25, 2009

sardar story 1

Sardar Santa was traveling in a crowded bus. He was carrying the passport size photograph of his son (for college admission). Accidentally, the photograph fell down from his pocket. He started searching for it frantically & found the same on the floor of the bus.

Politely, he asked the saree clad female, standing in front of him, "Can you lift that saree? I wanna take a photograph!"

The rest is history. He was beaten so badly that he had to be admitted in a hospital. :oops: :oops:

He was surprised to see his friend Banta on the bed next to him, in a still worse condition. Banta started to explain his "Adventure". He had gone to a remote village on some work & couldn't finish the work on time. He had missed the last bus from that place. He couldn't find any Hotel.

So he approached a nearby house and asked the owner whether he could stay there for the night.

The Owner replied "I have 2 grown up daughters. Sorry, I can't allow you to stay".

He approached the next house and asked whether he can stay there for the night.

The Owner replied," I have 3 grown up daughters. Sorry, I can't allow you to stay".

He went towards the next house and without taking any risks, asked," Do you have "grown up" daughters?".

The Owner asked," WHY?"

Banta replied," I wanted to stay here for a night..... "

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