Sardars & Maths

Group of 7 Sardars plan to meet their old friend the President Dr.. Zail Singh. The Sardars decide to take a taxi. The taxi driver takes them to Rashtrapati Bhavan. The meter shows Rs. 28/-, so the taxi driver says, "You have to pay me Rs. 28/-." Now, the Sardars have to share the cost among themselves and so they decide to divide the total (Rs. 28/-) by the number of people, i.e. 7. This is how they do the calculation to arrive at the answer: ____ 7 | 28 = 13 ( 7 x 1 = 7, 7 x 3 = 21 ). 7 ...

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SARDARJI in Crorepathi Contet

Sardarji is in a Quiz Contest trying to win Rs. 1 crore....in Crorepathi Prgrame. The proceding is like below..The questions are as follows:1) How long was the 100 yr war?A. 116B. 99C. 100D. 150Sardar says "I will skip this"2) In which country are the Panama hats made?A. BRASILB. CHILEC. PANAMAD. EQUADORSardar asks for help from the University students3) In which month do the Russians celebrate...

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Kidnapping by a sardar...

There was a Sardarji who was down on his luck. In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree and told him, "I've kidnapped you."Sardarji then wrote a note saying: "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put Rs. 2,00,000 in a paper bag and put it beneath the mango tree on the north side of the city playground".Signed: "A Sardarji". Sardarji then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the...

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father of four

Santa Singh had six children and was very proud of his achievement. He was so proud of himself that he started calling his wife, 'Mother of Six,' in spite of her objections.One night they went to a party. Santa decided that it was time to go home, and wanted to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouted at the top of his voice, 'Shall we go home, Mother of Six?'His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouted back,...

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crowd of sardars

One day two sardars met and started chatting. The main topic of the conversation was about how others view sardars. They felt that sardars are being ridiculed too much by others.They wanted to teach others a good lesson. Soon they had a plan for that. Said one Sardar to the other, "We two will go to beach tomorrow morning. We should keep on staring at the sea. People in anxiety will crowd behind us but we should not turn to see them. Finally in the...

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sardar at atm

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sardar's pets

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sandar in a library

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sardar the cheff

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sardar in an interview

A Sardar went for a job interview for the post of a Personal Assistant...When the Manager saw the Sardar with fully coloured clothes which were looking very odd...His mind was screaming "NOT THIS MAN." Nevertheless, he still had to entertain the Sardar. So he told him "If you could form a sentence using the words that I give you, then may be I will give you a chance. The words are GREEN, PINK, YELLOW, BLUE, WHITE, PURPLE and BLACK"The Sardarji thought...

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The Race

Once, a Tamil, a Sardar and an American were travelling in an aeroplane. Suddenly, something went wrong and the engines stalled. They had no parachutes with them. So all the three of them decided to risk their lives and jump out of their planes.First, the Sardar jumped out. He removed his turban, used it as a parachute and jumped. Using the turban he slowly floated down.Then the Tamil removed his dhoti and jumped out. Again his dhoti acted as a parachute...

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sardar the smuggler

Sardarji comes up to the Pakistan border on his bike. He's got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard Iqbal stops him and says, 'What's in the bags?''Sand,' answered the Sardarji.Iqbal says, 'We'll just see about that. Get off the bike.' Iqbal's guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains the Sardarji overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing...

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hunter sardar

Sardar Dhakaal Singh is big hunter. Once he went to a zoo. At that time a big tiger escaped from its cage. The zoo officials sent everyone out of the zoo and closed the main gate. Now the tiger is inside the zoo but wandering freely.Zoo people requested sardar to be inside and trap the tiger in a cage. Scared but to avoid insult he went into the zoo in his jeep carrying a big gun.While driving on one of the zoo's roads, he noticed that the tiger...

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SANTA IN TAMILNADU EXPRESS

After making a trip of South India, Santa Singh, his wife and his son were returning to Punjab in Tamilnadu Express.Santa Singh was occupying the lower berth, his wife the middle berth and his son the top most berth in the train. When the train stopped at one of the stations on the way back the son requested Santa Singh to bring him a cup of Ice cream to which Santa readily agreed.When Santa and his son returned they found that a South Indian who...

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SANTA IN TAMILNADU EXPRESS

After making a trip of South India, Santa Singh, his wife and his son were returning to Punjab in Tamilnadu Express.Santa Singh was occupying the lower berth, his wife the middle berth and his son the top most berth in the train. When the train stopped at one of the stations on the way back the son requested Santa Singh to bring him a cup of Ice cream to which Santa readily agreed.When Santa and his son returned they found that a South Indian who...

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'b' silent

Our Sardarji got an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. Sardarji had never flied before and hence was quite excited although tense.Once he boarded the plane, a BOEING 707 Sardaji started jumping in excitement,jumping from seat to seat and shouting ' BOEING! BOEING!! BOEING!!! BO....'.He forgot all about the surroundings and the shouting reached the cock-pit.Irritated by the sound, the Pilot came out and shouted 'BE SILENT! '.There was a pin-drop...

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curtains for windows

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sardar proposing a girl

Sardar proposed a girl...... Girl said am 1 yr elder to u....... Sardar said Oye no problem soniye I'll marry u next year...

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sardar's car

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sardar toon 1

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sardar story 3

A Sardarji happened to participate in a competition, which was about writing the shortest story. The organizers had put a condition that a story must have four ingredients viz. religion, sex, suspense and mystery.Sardarji's turn came after many attempts by others. Sardarji gave a story, which was just one sentence and read : "Oh God, my wife is going to deliver a child".Amused, the organizers asked the sardarji whether it contained all the four ingredients...

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sardar with his pregnant wife

A sardarji took his pregnant wife to pizza hut.The wife asked why? He answered that, they advertised free delivery...

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sardar story 2

Sardar Santa went into a restaurant and ordered his meal. When the waitress came out with his soup, he noticed that she had her thumb stuck into the soup. This upset him, but he was a gentleman and let it go. She then brought out his chili, and again her thumb was in the food. He let it go again. When she brought out his hot dessert, her thumb was in the food and this was too much for him.Santa said, "Goddammit, woman, get your damn thumb out of...

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sardar story 1

Sardar Santa was traveling in a crowded bus. He was carrying the passport size photograph of his son (for college admission). Accidentally, the photograph fell down from his pocket. He started searching for it frantically & found the same on the floor of the bus.Politely, he asked the saree clad female, standing in front of him, "Can you lift that saree? I wanna take a photograph!"The rest is history. He was beaten so badly that he had to be admitted in a hospital. :oops: :oops:He was surprised to see his friend Banta on the bed next to him,...

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Kandathum Kettathum

I am starting a new topic here. In our day to day life we come across many hilarious real-life situations. It can be a funny sign-board, funny mistake in a news paper or a shop sign board or an overheard conversation or any such thing we encounter in our daily life. If we are keen observers we can spot many such funny things around us(Some examples are given below):- A traffic sign board on the East Coast Road from Pondichery to Chennai:"HEAVEN CAN WAIT. DRIVE SLOWLY'.Another Traffic Sign Board seen at Chembur in Mumbai"HOSPITAL CEILINGS ARE...

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SATYAM NURSERY RHYME....

Raju Raju sat on the wallRaju Raju had a great fallBalance sheet diedShareholders criedRaju Raju made a fraud Raju RajuYes babaCheating usNo babaTelling LiesNo babaOpen the balance sheetHA HA...

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barbar balan

Vythyasthanamoru Barbaram Balane 'SATHYA'thilarum Thiricharinjilla...Thiricharinjirunnenkil ingane sambhavikkillayirunnu... Barbar aarennum ippol manasilayille...ella investors-neyum 'shave' cheythedutha sakshal 'Ramalinga Raju'....CONCLUSION :Nobody could recognize him even after a clue was given through this song...

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sardar chayakkadayil

sardar chayakkadayil sardar :Ee flaskil ethra glass chaya kollum ?Waiter :5 glass kollum Sardar : Ennal 2 kattan, 1 without, 2 with suger vegam venam........

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You know you are a Malayalee when ?????????

You know you are a Malayalee whenYou have rocks, sticks, leaves and strange-smelling, unknown substances in your pantry for use as medicine or in your dinner. You don't cook rice in a rice cooker. You do it the old-fashioned way : water, a big pot, and fire. You buy corn oil by the gallon. Your family owns butcher knives bigger than your head. Uncle Ben's takes over the household. Lipton Tea is bought by the bulk (especially when there is a sale for it.) You get nothing if you do well in school, but crapped on if you don't. The furniture in your...

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Sundhariyaya Oru Teacher

Oru Gramathil Sundhariyaya Oru Teacher Undayirunnu, * * * * *Ippo Retired aayi...

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love joke

onnu chirichupinne Rose poove koduthuI love you ennu paranjuavasanam avalodoru umma chodichu !umma mathramalla avalude uppayum thannu.....

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kulathile Board

Kulathinu Nadiviloru Board....Ethra nokkiyittum Vayikkan pattunnilla, Avasanam Neenthi poyi Nokkiyappokandu....****"IVIDE MUTHALA UND KULATHIL IRANGARU...

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*** Vakyathil Prayogikkuka ***

POTTICHIRIAdukkalayil undayirunna biscuit packet aaro pottichirikkunnuVIMMISHTAMIdhu vare EXO dishwash bar upyogitchu madutha ammayikku ippolVimmishtamaayiSADAACHAARAMJolikkaari aduppilninnum sadaa chaaram vaarum.UTHARAM MUTTIInnale thattinpurathu kayariyappol, ente thalayil uththaram mutti.PIDIKITTUKAKuda nashttappettengilum athinte pidikittiADICHELPPIKKUKARavile ezhunelkkathirunna ramuvine achan adichelppichuJEEVIKKUKAG vikkuka budhimuttanekil ini kurachu naal H vikkan sramikkam..ETTUM POTTUM8 muttakal tharayil ittappol manasilaaayi, ettum pottum!MUDANTHAN...

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Namboothiri in bus

Namboothiri got into a transport bus which was full packed with passengers and no seats were vacant.A kind gentleman offered his seat to namboothiri gentleman:please take your seat sir. namboothiri ;Oh no it is already late. I have no time to sit. ...

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namboothiri jokes 2

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namboothiri jokes

It was great to come upon the Namboothiri jokes. Quite impressed and much appreciate your effort to put this on the ...

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sardar's song

Once Santa Singh and Banta Singh were going in a jungle, Suddenly they saw one tiger coming towards them. To save themselves they climbed a tree and both sat on one branch. The tiger came under the tree and sat down. Santa told Banta, ” Yaar just to pass Time Why don’t you sing some song” Banta Singh started to sing. After singing four songs Banta hanged upside down on the branch and then again sung four songs....

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sardar fined

Banta Singh was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defence. “They should not put up such misleading notices,” said Banta Singh. It said, “Fine For Parking Here.” ...

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The Hindustan Times

A Sardar came to the office of The Hindustan Times to place an advertisement announcing his father’s death. “The rate is Rs. 360 per single col. cm,” the clerk told him. “Main toh lut jaoonga,” exclaimed the Sardar. “My father was 182 cms tall.” ...

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Sardar complained

Sardar complained to his friend about his wife. “My wife never agrees with anything I say. And we have been married for six years.” said Sardar. Mrs Sardar intervened, “Not six we have been married for seven years!” ...

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Sardar at the railway station

Our Sardar, one day is at the railway station. He asks one man, “When will Rajdhani Express go from here”? Man Replies, 12.30. “When will Punjab Express go from here”? Man Replies, 10.30. “When will Deccan Queen go from here”? Man Replies, 12.30. Thus the sardar goes on asking for all the trains. Now the man gets fed up and asks whether he wants to go to punjab by train or not. Sardar replies, “NO. I only want to cross the tracks ...

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what type of glasses

Santa Singh : ‘Look Banta, what type of glasses they have made. The top is closed. How can you fill lassi in it ?’ Banta Singh : ‘Yes, that’s funny. And even if you make a hole at the top, how will the lassi stay in the glass when the bottom is op...

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I am not your son.

‘Take me to the 10th floor,’ said Banta Singh as he entered the lift of a high rise bulding. When the lift reached its destination, the liftman opened its gates and said, ‘The 10th floor, beta.’ ‘Why did you call me beta?’ demanded Banta Singh. ‘I am not your son.’ I called you beta because I brought you up,’ replied the liftman. ...

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bus accident

One day a bus gets an accident which were filled up with some sardarjis.Then one of the Saradarji starts to cry very loudly saying I have lost my hand, I have lost my hand… l After the accident one of the survived sardarji says to him, “why are you crying control yourself, don’t cry, see that man has lost his head but he hasn’t utter even a single word, how silent he ...

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Sardar went 2 hotel

A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chicken and waiter comes with the order. Sardar: Murgi ki taange kithe hai? Waiter: Woh langra tha.Sardar: Dil? Waiter: Dil murgi le gayee. Sardar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga sardar tha… ...

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How to decide???

Banta and Santa buy one race horse each after learning about big money in racing.Says Banta, “How do we identify which horse is mine and which one is yours?” Santa Singh replies, “I will cut the tail of my horse and so the horse without a tail will be mine and the one with a tail will be yours.” So they cut the tail of the horse. But in the night their naughty kids cut the tail of the other horse too. And the next day Banta Singh is...

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A Sardar was drawing money from ATM

A Sardar was drawing money from ATM, Sardar behind him in the line said, “Ha! Ha! Haaa! I’ve seen your password.” Its 4 asterisks (****). The first Sardar replies, Ha! Ha! Haaa! You are wrong, Its “1...

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sardar's car

Preeto: There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor. Banta: Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous. Preeto: I tell you the car has water in the carburetor. Banta: You don’t even know what a carburetor is. I’ll check it out. Where’s the c...

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sardar's weather forecast

Once a Sardar was walking and had a glove on one hand and not on other so the man asked him why did he do so. He Replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot. ...

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santa-singh-planting-the-chicken

Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with.A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at the same dealer for another hundred chickens because the second lot had also died and then Santa realised “I think I know where I’m going wrong,” said Santa, “I think I’m planting them too deep.” ...

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sardar at court

Judge: You are charged with throwing your mother-in-law out of your fourth-story window. Banta: I did it without thinking, your Honor. Judge: Thats no excuse! Don’t you see how dangerous it might have been for anyone passing by at the time? ...

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sardars chinese kid

Sardarji got the fourth child.He fills data in the birth certificate. “Mother: Sikh.Father: Sikh.Kid: Chinese.” “How come you write “Chinese” when both parents are Sikh?” ” Aah, read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese.” ...

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sardarji at egypt

Two Sardars looking at an Egyptian mummy. Sardar1: Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case!Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai :BC-1760!! ...

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I was born in Punjab!

Boss: Where were you born ?Sardarji: Oye Punjab. Boss: Which part? Sardarji: Oye, Kya which part? Whole body born in Punjab. ...

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sardar's suicidal attempt

Banta went to the emergency room with the tip of his index finger blown off. “How did this happen?” the doctor asked. “Well I was trying to commit suicide,” Banta replied. The doctor asked, “Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?” “No, silly! First I put the gun on my head and I thought my face would look horrible, then I put it in my mouth and I thought I just paid Rs. 1,000 to get my teeth straightened. So then I put the gun...

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