Sardar jokes SMS

A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?" Sardar: B.Com final year" ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said april fool. I have pass. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sardar 2 friend: Guess...

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Sardars & Maths

Group of 7 Sardars plan to meet their old friend the President Dr.. Zail Singh. The Sardars decide to take a taxi. The taxi driver takes them to Rashtrapati Bhavan. The meter shows Rs. 28/-, so the taxi driver says, "You have to pay me Rs. 28/-." Now, the Sardars have to share the cost among themselves and so they decide to divide the total (Rs. 28/-) by the number of people, i.e. 7. This is how they do the calculation to arrive at the answer: ____ 7 | 28 = 13 ( 7 x 1 = 7, 7 x 3 = 21 ). 7 ...

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SARDARJI in Crorepathi Contet

Sardarji is in a Quiz Contest trying to win Rs. 1 crore....in Crorepathi Prgrame. The proceding is like below..The questions are as follows:1) How long was the 100 yr war?A. 116B. 99C. 100D. 150Sardar says "I will skip this"2) In which country are the Panama hats made?A. BRASILB. CHILEC. PANAMAD. EQUADORSardar asks for help from the University students3) In which month do the Russians celebrate...

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Kidnapping by a sardar...

There was a Sardarji who was down on his luck. In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree and told him, "I've kidnapped you."Sardarji then wrote a note saying: "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put Rs. 2,00,000 in a paper bag and put it beneath the mango tree on the north side of the city playground".Signed: "A Sardarji". Sardarji then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the...

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father of four

Santa Singh had six children and was very proud of his achievement. He was so proud of himself that he started calling his wife, 'Mother of Six,' in spite of her objections.One night they went to a party. Santa decided that it was time to go home, and wanted to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouted at the top of his voice, 'Shall we go home, Mother of Six?'His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouted back,...

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crowd of sardars

One day two sardars met and started chatting. The main topic of the conversation was about how others view sardars. They felt that sardars are being ridiculed too much by others.They wanted to teach others a good lesson. Soon they had a plan for that. Said one Sardar to the other, "We two will go to beach tomorrow morning. We should keep on staring at the sea. People in anxiety will crowd behind us but we should not turn to see them. Finally in the...

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sardar at atm

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